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How the fusk do you not know what a fucking sock is you fucking poo poo brain lookin fella
Jimmy how the fuck do you not know what a fucking sock is dumb fuck
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to be socked, is when your dick in a sock and slap a girl with it.
i socked that bitch last night when she started pissing me off
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When a girl has sex with a guy in a masculine or dominating fashion
Dude, she totally socked me last night
She wears the pants.. she socks him
OMG I socked the &*%@ out of him last night
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What sad Virgins wank into after a female bumps into them in the hall
Daniel wanked into a sock because he's a sad virgin who craves a female touch
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Originally observed during an urgent, unplanned wardrobe transition from business attire to comfortable clothes at the onset of band practice, the term, 'Black Sock', evolved symbolically from a stereotypical garment donning of conformity (working for 'the man') to a statement of transformation, rebellion, commitment, fun, freedom and an unrelenting promulgation of ingenious collaboration with band mates. Sometimes chanted in the form of familiar choral revelries so as to induce and incite a frolic oriented 'BLACK SOCK' dance as an acknowledgement of symbiotic creativity among band mates.
Scenario Form and Description
Band member shows up to practice in business attire, quickly changes into shorts and a shirt, realizes he does not have extra socks, embarrassingly saunters into the arena with his guitar + comfortable clothes wearing his black business socks. Band mates, quick to observe and curtail said identity kerfuffle caused by the leftover business garments, initiate a chant:
"D Dog, Yes!!!
BLACK SOCK left,
BLACK SOCK right,
BLACK SOCK mutha fu**** gonna dance all night"
At the induced choral behest of his band mates, D Dog drops his instrument and proceeds to entertain his comrades with an accompanying Court Jester tempo oriented kick swap dance as a method of activating band member creativity.
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Like gloves for your feet; the fabric goes around each toe separately. Fun & Cool!
The toe socks proved to be a hit & a popular gift. So Cute!
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