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A classification for a type of food that I like a lot.
Me: Hey man did your mom make Italian tonight; I'm very hungry.
Friend: Yea, we're baked ziti.
Me: SWEET!!
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italians are the best people in the world and you know what petay, you have bad breath, are a stinky, and you're not intelligent. SO next time, think twice before I lay the smack down on you you silly little Jabroni!
Italians are the best!!!! (Woop-woop and petey sucks because he is not Italian)
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I read the joke of an idiot below..that was something like"italian guys(talking about football):We are the best!
Other guy(talking about Culture,engineering,tennis,basketball etc):are you sure?
Oh really you want talk about culture?Where are you from guy?If you are from Greece or Egypt we can talk about culture,if you are from somewhere else part of the world,you better stick to think you are better than italians in tennis....
Anyone can dare to say he has a better culture than Italy being not ashamed of himself maybe an idiot who has never opened an history book....
have you ever heard of Machiavelli?Da Vinci?Michelangel?Galilei?Dante?Marcus Aurelius?Virgil?Cato?Umberto Eco?
Maybe the only one who can't talk about cultures is you here,cause you shown us you have none.
Let's go again....Engineer?What kind of engineer?
If Eu didn't block us we were to build the Messina's bridge,and you can be sure that despite many countries who ask for italian engineers we would have built it by ourselves..Want to talk about Ferrari engineers?
Aviation?what the fuck have to do with a society?LOL Switzerland has barely an army...and italian aviation is good anyway.
Military?Well not a great performance in WWII,but we fought for 3 years against the whole world while France gave up after 3 weeks and english had american big brother by their side.
Moreover today Usa and England bitches for our soldiers in every place they go..weird isn't it?
Technology?Uhmm our spatial agency is one of the best in Europe together with France,and the last flight of Shuttle had a sofisticated italian module over there....
italian scientists are the most appreciated at Cern when it come to recreate the earth's big bang.
Olympics?LOL
We have a lot of medals,comparing numbers of people with medal we overclass Usa too...
lol
Italy is ranked 3 in the world for number of gold medals....
Germany 4th,England 5th and France 6th..lol
Motor Bikes?want to talk about that or Valentino Rossi maybe?
Volleyball?
Anyway italians are great we only have to fight on a daily basis with idiots with no culture and brain who have never opened an history book or a newspaper.....that's all...
A foreigner guy(talking to an italian):Look,i have never read a book but i'm sure Italy has no culture nor anything...
An italian guy(repling him):That's funny i read lot of books and i can state the same about your country.
italians Italy All want to talk about Italy but any know anything
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Good cooks, great in bed, hot, mine is blonde with blue eyes, hairy chest, naturally muscular, hot tempered.
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Italians are the best people on earth. anyone who likes to trash on them are nothing but ignorant assholes who wish they were italian. we have the best hair, food, women, families, cars, and clothes(versace, gucci, prada, and armani). Who cares if we are hairy and move our hands when we talk and that the guys use too much hair gel, at least we look good. An italian man will get a girl before any one else will. Anyone who has any italian in them, be proud.
(German guy in a torn Harley- Davidson shirt and Dickies jeans to a hot woman)"Hey, you wanna dance?" (Hot woman) "Get away from me!"
(Italian guy in Armani Exchange and Prada to the same woman)"Miss, would you care to dance?"
(Hot woman)"I'd love to."
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THE BEST LANGUAGE IN THE UNIVERSE, italian australians are 1 of the best examples of italians outside italy, if it wasnt for us australia would have nothing. their history? yes, but when italians came here in the 40's we ruled and we still do now,taking all the woman and sweeping them off their feet aswell as mesmerizing audiences with our amazing culture. ITALIANS ROCK AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. gli italiani sono la razza più superiore......................FORZA AZZURI
Thank God For Italian Men
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves.
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps...
He whispers:
"Iron this, and get me something to eat.."
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