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A girl who is an absolute slut with a big ass and won't be afraid to show her tits but is very beautiful and nice on the inside.
Bob: that new girl what's her name?
Allan: Izzy
bob: she's such a slut, but she's fit as hell
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Before consumating a sexual act a person defined as an Izzy would say certain things like "Scuse me while I whip this out" and "That's what she said" and "Papa Cock" to see if his/her partner would be turned on. In the abscence of desire they would then do an amazingly complicated - for some people - mating dance that looked like a more fun hip version of getting your ass spanked. If that also failed they would then do the "Shake Your Finger Dance" and when no results came from that then they would read embarassing lesbian erotica and then question the meaning of a Labia therefore killing the sexual mood of the erotic literature. In the very last attempt of "getting it on" they would tell their partner that they "Don't like it when you talk, because that means you're not sucking my cock" In the end no sex will be had by anyone and the person defined as an Izzy would go home and take off their pants and sit and read a romance novel and talk about hot Walmart Guy with her best friend who also happens to be a complete loser.
"Oh man, I became an Izzy last night! I was singing 'What's Your Fantasy' to one of my friends and then she chimed in! Never felt like more of a loser or Fuckface."
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A smelly girl who loves to do snail impressions
And is so beautiful
Omg izzys so beautiful
Hey have you seen izzys fab snail impression?
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A person who is tall, lean, and slender. They are most likely from New York, or have a relative who lives there. People mistake them for old rabbis, but in reality they are just people who love to caress pears and other fruit. They like coffee cakes, even when they hate coffee
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Izzy is the most beautiful and amazing girl you could ever come across in your lifetime and you're lucky if you do because she is one of a kind. She lights up the room when she walks in making ur rain could into a rainbow. She is so attractive, literally all the boys aylre after her cute personality, peng figure and phat ass nd tits. You could get lost in her eyes nd possess you with her beautiful tone of voice. You better show her you love her because she is so jaw dropping that she could move on at a click of a finger. She is the friend to havearound because she is so loyal but can be shy sometimes depending on who she's with. Cherish this girl. This is worth every ounce of time. She worries too much about what other people think that she forgets what it's like to be happy with being who you are. She is way out of your league so if she takes interest in you take the chance cos someone as gd as izzy prolly will never come up again. Loved by all, she is a role model and a bitch but she knows it!!
I wish I had izzys body
If only I was friends with izzy
Omds izzy is so leng she's way outa my league
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Self described legend who makes fun of you and calls you mean when you dont text your granny
Oh my god i hate to be an Izzy but he needs to text his granny
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Izzy is a woman dominator, plays them in every way. With his charm and games he confuses their feelings. Not only that but he has a fat ass.
Izzy is so annoying, but he is cute.
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