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The act of urinating in a condom freezing it and using it as a penis during anal inter course with a male and a female
I gave cole c's mom a rimy jimy
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this is to Jmams:
An excellent guitarist becuase he is just plain un-cracker. Known to break the boundaries of guitar playing becuase he was not crackafied- in such ways as plucking the strings with his teeth because he had way more talent than gay cracker men screaming like girls about "depression" becuase his family was fortunatly, not cracker. his afro inspired many crack(er)s to fuck off because filthy crackers have NO fucking talent in anything, ESPECIALLY rock "music". His untimley death was the result of his energetic non-cracker legs sitting in the front of the bus. when he was 12 his pops came home with a bought guitar for jims, (typical non-cracker) he was remembered for years, and even today, makes rock "music" look very very pussy.
Billy: who would win Jimi vs. Eric clapton,,
Tommy: Jimi wins regardless because clapton is a stupid, gay cracKKKer peice of filth.
Billy: Jimi hendrix couldnt spell his name correctly, isnt it jimmy?
Tommy: shut up you fag. that's how his named is spelled! fuck you, you dumb fuck cracker peice of fucking shit!
whites are gay! They brag that they are "straight", but post "definitions" here saying they enjoy black cocks and claim they know the size of asian and Indian cock (i am indian and mine is good size)
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He wasnt actually that good, true he was inventive inavative and different but his technique wasnt the best. Eric Clapton in my opinion has a much better technique and playing style and is much more clean and efficient in what he plays. He was still a good guy tho.
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Jimi Hendrix was good for his times and also was inspired by the music of Eric Clapton. Great Song writer and created some memoriable riffs but a very messy techinical player. Deffintley not the greatest role model either. Guitarist for the masses but not for the eilite guitarist.
Satch, Vai, Johnson, Malmsteen, Johnson, and Lifemore are the best guitarists in the world. Unlike Jimi they also understand music theory, and how to read and write music
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Most Overrated guitarist of all time. People don't realize how incredibly average he his to guitarist of today. Many, many guitarist have surpassed jimi a long time ago. Some modern day guitarist that have mastered the instrument are john petrucci, joe satriani, steve vai, and yngwie malmsteen. And much more. Jimi was so limited to blues and nothing else. Guitarist of today touch more scales than just pentatonics like hendrix. Hendrix was aslo very repetetive (partly because he limited himself to blues and the time signature 4/4) Guitarist like John petrucci touch almost all scales and modes and hae the ability to progress in their songs (which means to play in odd time meters, change keys, change modes and scales). None of this was Jimi capable of doing, maybe because he was stoned out of his mind. Jimi can't shred like modern guitarist either, and for those of you who are going to say "playing fast doesnt make you good", well you should realize that there is a lot of guitarist who shred and play slow emotional songs. Jimi was the best guitarist but got passed up first by eddie van halen, then yngwie malmsteen. After that the standards really jumped and people applied much more styles to their playing. Many guitarist became WWAAYY better than jimi. Progressive metal is where the talents at.'nough said.
Jimi hendrix was the most overrated guitarist EVER. And couldn't much either than blues, which is the easiest form of music to play.
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The greatest guitar player that ever lived
Jimi hendrix is a legend that inspired many guitarist
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A blasphemous curseword, used by non-believers to mock the Blessed Hendrix, Praise be His name. Consists of the first, middle and last name of the Prophet Hendrix.
Non-believer: 'Jimi Marshall Hendrix! I just hit my thumb with a hammer!'
Believer: 'Be careful, oh impious one! Those who mock the Blessed Hendrix shall not enter the Celestial Woodstock, and listen to Him play forever! They shall be cast into Music Hell, and listen to the Spice Girls and Christian rock for all eternity!'
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