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a lawyer that every girl wants
kalix jace martinez is a guy in every girls dreams
A magic the gathering character and playing card that when owned is a status symbol that places a player above those who don’t own one.
Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.
Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut
The best girlfriend ever to exist, she's one of a kind and will bring a smile to your face whenever. She's the cutest most adorable girl ever and you'll be lucky to ever meet her. She also makes you feel comfortable which I love about her, and her personality as a whole is amazing. Sure her spelling mistakes can be stupid, but they're funny and she should know how much she means to me because I love her so much <3
Madison Thinkabelle Jace is the most unique girl to ever exist. She's also mine <3
Itinerant loafabout in Illinois who enjoys blowing Texx, YAWM, Teh Brit and Thomas.
The Diva Jacee's heart quickened when he saw Texx's soiled thong.
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The most annoying peace of shit on the planet that looks like fucking Elsa and talks shit even tho he has a micro penis.
Ur too built different
Damn i cant beat him he went Jace mode
A racist human being who is known to be the worst player in Rainbow Six Siege. Often, he gets a lot of kills, but they are almost always all empty frags.
“Oh my god, he’s starting to become a Jace Wagner, he doesn’t help the team at all!”