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A Jackie is a Jerkazoid, otherwise known as a Jerkie or Jerk for short. She is often annoying and has a voice like a frog being strung on a washing-line. Irritating and frequently obnoxious, Jackies have been known to fall UP stairs, to frequent unsavory establishments where they pass out drunk in the corner and lose their sunglasses (twice) as well as dip almost anything into a cup of tea/coffee before consuming it (one can only suppose that they have to soften their prey in order to devour it)
Oh look, what's that lumpy thing over there looking in the mirror and claiming that her eyes are green when they are distinctly mud colored and therefore hazel? Oh, it's just a Jackie.
Oh look, what's that thing over there with the ketchup-y colored hair? Oh that, it's just a Jerk dancing like a spider monkey and cawing at any lad or lass - tis their mating dance I presume, note the wild gesturing and flailing of arms, the stomping of feet. yes indeed, a mating dance. (throws up)
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An ugly ass bitch who thinks she is so pretty and popular but in reality not very many people like her. She likes to think that she is the center of attention and the world revolves around her.
Someone who often has mood-swings and dresses inappropriately to attract the attention of men and beasts alike. Fails horribly.
GIRL 1: I was talking to Steve, you that guy that I like and Jackie walked up to him and practically raped him
GIRL 2: OMFG! That is disgusting does she not have any limits?
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The name of a woman aged 56 indefinitely who afflicts others with her lack of manners, poor sense of humour, absurd concept of beauty which centres around her monstrous self and a remarkable talent for bellowing like a castrated bull. And always announces on facebook when shes at the doctors.
Stewy: 'Jackie invited us over for dinner'
Mia: 'Looks like we'll be having alfalfa and hay'
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Pulling a Jackie, Being super controlling and acting hurt to get attention.
Will steal all your friends and take them somewhere where she can control them.
Bruh stop being such a Jackie.
OK Jackie.
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Jackie is salty and you do not wanna be friends with her. She will be bossy start drama call you 2 faced and worst of all she will make a team of “Friends” to go up against you and your friends I couldn’t imagine being friends with Her.
Girl: Ew your friends with Jackie she’s salty!
Girl: Okay sorry I will not be friends with her anymore.
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Retarded bitch that sell drugs and gets drunk and high everynight.she is almost 14 and has slept with many guys. She is also a slut. Has a different guy every day.
Jackie is a whore.
Jackie fucks any guy she sees and or anything
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