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Ja Rule

Jeffrey "Ja Rule" Atkins was at one time a successful rapper. He tried to imitate Tupac and miserebly failed lyrically and in conception of the fans. He has done a lot of duets with Ashanti but started singing his own hooks. His voice resembles that of Sesame Street character Cookie Monster. His career is largely overshadowed by his beef with 50 Cent, which grew to involve Eminem, D12, G-Unit, Busta Rhymes and Obie Trice. He suffered a lyrical assault at the hands the Interscop/Aftermath rappers. Since then, he has tried to pick up what's left of the shattered pieces of his career.

Kid: Mommy, who's that wack rapper singing on TV that sounds like Cookie Monster?

Mom: Oh, that's Ja Rule, honey

Kid: Damn, he sucks!

by John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Smitt April 8, 2006

90๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ja-Moke

A local dim-wit or shiftless lay-about, primarily from the urban Boston Area; A Goombah.

Jim and his friends were a bunch of ja-mokes from the Lakes.

by Crapshooter August 4, 2003

171๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


ja rule

1.) A punk ass motha fucka that relys on ashanti to sell records.

2.) a mock-aveli that copys tupac and dmx and thinks no1 notices, 3 words for ja rule, doe ray me, a song of d12 n obie that rips in2 ja rule.

Hailie Daddy is Ja Rule taller than me?

Eminem No honey you guys are the same size

by realestni99a4eva April 30, 2005

102๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ja Rule

The DOPEISH is a fucking moron, here's why:

Ja Rule went to an all-white private school, which he admits to making him feel like a tough guy, though he is a bitch.
50 Cent put out 21 Questions...Okay? 2Pac put out How Do U Want It, does that make him a pussy?

Ja Rule does NOTHING but love ballads now. He is all about duets with Ashanti, and he is a fucking bitch. He is now trying to be hard again, because he was made fun of so much when 50 Cent came out and made a mockery of him.
'I smell pussy, is that you Ja?'
'You sing for hoes and sound like the cookie monster'

Real Rap Fan #1 : So what is the worst rap song / rapper of all time in the hip hop world?

Real Rap Fan #2 : As long as Ja keeps making music, we can never truly judge.

by Joey December 29, 2005

321๐Ÿ‘ 140๐Ÿ‘Ž


ja rule

A disgrace to R&B.

Tyrese is so Ja Rule.

by Really White Dude December 12, 2003

644๐Ÿ‘ 296๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ja Rule

also known as the "Ja Rule effect"

when someone really has no talent whatsoever, but thinks they do so much that they actually belive they do have talent. Also known as the "Miley Cyrus" effect.

Miley Cyrus- I'm such a great singer
Doctor- yep, it appears you are suffering from the Ja Rule effect

by press the fuck button August 8, 2008

25๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ja-chang

Ja-chang is a word describing a rich Asian person. who cannot pronounce the word cha-chang.

commoner: "wow you have so much money. what sound does it make?" rich Asian: "Ja-chang"

by yakie jan September 17, 2019