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No, Jakob has not fingered a girl. Especially that chick from Whataburger!
Me: Has Jakob ever fingered you?
Girl: No, he makes me so dry.
a pussy who likes to cancel ppl and has too many second chances. he is gonna burn in hell
that person is a jakob
he will play with you. he makes you the happiest girl but after all he will never talk to you again after one day. he say 1000 times that he love you but at the end it only hurts. He has one girl in his live he would to everything for her it’s complicated with her and him but at the end they are always together. he can be the best person but also the worst.
celina: is this jakob
mara: oh,yes it is him.
celina: he is the love of my life
mara: also mine,but he don’t love me anymore. good luck with him!
celina: oh, thanks but i don’t know he is not the best person to me sometimes.
Jakob is a kind hearted person who never gives up on anyone and he is just the best person ever
Hi Jakob
Hi
The definition of a guy with an abnormal large forehead. Not because he is smart but for protection against the pouring rain. People often use a Jakob as an umbrella and can be refered to as a gutter
"Oh no! it started raining again..."
"Quickly grab Jakob he can cover us from the rain with his massive forehead"
A ugly dude who tries way to hard to be funny but his jokes always fall flat and he throws temper tantrums way to often
Should i call Jakob?
No pleasedont just call Martin instead