the hottest person to ever live
practically oozes baddie energy
the best cowboy ever
he even plays the guitar
the top marrige appeal
'javier escuella is my favourite i even have a pintrest board with 987 pins on him'
'what the fuck'
7👍 2👎
Isaiah reeves someone who’ll only stand up for you only if dropped something for breaking into the bando that you only knew about fore you’re buddy that you let get humiliated in front of a bunch of black ppl that you could’ve prevented but you decided that I wasn’t your friend so I guess I’m the biggest fool thinking somebody actually cared about me other than acting like I’m an asshole fore being totally indifferent to your feelings of being disliked immensely for no reason but it was only a test of loyalty at the point and turned out there was none at any point
Is it me or does Javier escuella remind me of somebody I’ve met and I’ve actually bonded with on numerous occasions…. Oh well he’s an asshole anyway
When you take a little kid by the name of javier and first give him a swirly while punching him in the balls, then find one hundred horse shits and make him bathe in it will having butt sex with a baboon.
You see that young lad over there, we should do "the dirty javier dirtbag" on that fucker.
The most handsome and intelligent person. He is most definitely the most caring and loving person. He also has a girlfriend named Jazmyn.
Javier Uriostegui is the goat.
a small mexican which takes 45 min jerk sessions and puts off hanging with his only 2 white friends
Connor : get yo lil ass out here javier flobeirto marcial!
javier : hold on i need taco taco taco
cody : can i nut on your pillow?
A loving father and devoted husband. Very wise and always there to give advice when you need it. Musically inclined, loves to sing and dance.