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A name for someone whos a very perverted asshole who preys on girls much younger than him.
Small dick
Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)
He scares the hoes away
His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal
His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur
“Yo did you hear about Jayden going to jail for molesting that 5 year old kid??”
“Yeah dude, shit was crazy”
He needs to pay for his therapy sessions. He also obsesses over Keilani.
He is a great guy and he is also very chill, he will ask for advice and completely ignore it.
L: Hey! Have you paid for your therapy sessions yet Jayden?
J: Not yet, btw I need some advice, I like this girl Keilani. Can you help?
L: Sure. (give therapy)
J: Thanks. I'll go do the opposite of what u told me.
L: That'll be $50
J: Okay ill pay next month.
Jayden’s one in mill y’all. He’s mad feisty, bad, and he cold asf. But he’s so hot. Jayden’s a great person on the inside, but when he gets mad, he either just shuts out everybody—even the people he loves—and numbs himself, or he makes a big scene about it. But get to know him, and he’ll love you like he’ll never see you again. He’s worth it—always. He’s an impossible to miss, unforgettable, cocky af, super hot guy. But beware—he might hurt you. And you might not know why—but it’s not because of you. It’s something from his past. Talk to him. You’ll see that—he’s an amazing person. As the years pass—you’ll probably never forget him.
“Who’s that guy?”
“Oh—that’s Jayden. Don’t mess with that kid.
“But I mean—he’s hot asf.”
“He’s got a rep around here. Just please—be careful with him.”
Jayden is one of those guys that is such a big player at school. He isn't on the football team, he is a soccer player and he's super cute but is also really hot. He has dated tons of girls and flirts with you a lot. He is the kind of guy that you really want to date but you're just not his type.
Person 1: "Oh my gosh. Jayden is so hot."
Person 2: "I know, did I tell you that he plays soccer too?"
Person 1: "Ahhh I wish he would just date me."
Means cock as in smells like cock and nickname is “cock”
“I’m going to whip out my Jayden”
Australian - particularly Melbournian - rhyming slang term for esky (cooler, chilly bin etc). Comes from mid 90s child murder victim Jayden Leski.
We hadda six pack of VB stubbies in the Jayden
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A jayden is a manhoe. What I mean by that is he will date a girl then break up with her for her best friend. Then her breaks umm with that girl for her best friend. And when that ends he goes right back to the first girl. He goes in a cycle.
Dates girl after girl
That's a jayden
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