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The return of the jedi

Means when you come back home after having sexual intercourse with a girl that could be physically associated with the lineage of chewbacca. Meaning very unattractive.

"Hey dude. Did you meet Brad after the party last night?"
"Yeah. This jackass came home proud after getting laid and wanted a high-five."
"Really?"
"No way I would high-five him. He did the return of the jedi!"

by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018


jedi magknights

an elite group of jedi consisting of only those who have overcome the trials of initiation. they wield nametags and maglight sabers, and have unusually strong control over the force.

luk(c)as: are you a magknight?
ben jammin: hell yeah im a magknight are you a motherfucking magknight?
luk(c)as: helz yeah

by jedi magknights January 19, 2005


Uncle Jedi

A dude at a comicon in Arkansas that slips you a roofie and turns his finger into a brown light saber.

After I woke up at that dudes hotel room at the Littlerock comicon, I noticed his finger had turned into a brown light saber. I got the Uncle Jedi!

by Buster Belair January 5, 2022


Rad Jedi

1. a person that throws down some serious Rad Harmony; an Epic Rad Mother Fucker; One that will never let his light saber be trapped in one woman's purse;

2. a man that can successfully figure in boob size + ass firmness, divided by brain cells, multiplied by how Bang-able is her Mom is, within 10 seconds of meeting a woman;

"Brandon is a Rad Jedi"

"Dude I shredded those Usta-Groovers like a Rad Jedi."

"This piece of He-Candy is a Rad Jedi!"

by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010


True Jedi

Someone who has slept with everyone in the same house, therefore gaining an 100% completion on that residence.

Ahhh did you hear Henry has a true Jedi on Nicoleโ€™s house?

by Jaymanelite February 13, 2021


jedi pie

The speed and precision used by a chef to produce a pie in light speed.

Mary appeared on Come Dine With Me but she took ages to make her starter dish. This meant she'd have to make some serious Jedi pie to be in with a chance of winning.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

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Jedi Clan

The First "JEDI" clan was infact formed in 2003 by the computing underground legend known as "Justice" who was Florida based and had his own clan website.The clan was formed around the very popular game at the time "Blackhawk Down" and was the first clan that used "JEDI" as its (tags) in game.From this clan many of the first FPS maps ever made where born, made by the clan themselves with map makers who quickly rose to fame including JUSTICE,22 S.A.S,DOOKU and TWIST OF FATE(game names only).The clan was made up of many different people from all around the uk and usa and had at one point over 100 clan members.Maps included jedi freefall,SAS EVAC,jedi dome,jedi spawn.A much loved clan and sadly missed!!!.

JEDI CLAN BHD

by nitro.... November 1, 2012

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