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A sad orphan jellyfish, whose parents were eaten by a shark. His best friend is chuck the walrus. It can also be used as an offensive word to call an orphan of the genus Cuboza Chironex species, AKA a box jelly.
Bob-"man that guy is such a billy the jellyfish"
Joe-"yeah i heard his parents were eaten by sharks"
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When someone's hands are damp/clammy due to sweat. It doesn't count if its water or they've just washed their hands.... it has to be gross.
NB: May be offensive to someone with sweat problems.
NB2: Anyone who admits that they have jellyfish hands may use it as a threat.
Friend falling off a ledge: "Help me!"
Other friend safely on ledge: "Here! Take my hand!"
Friend falling off a ledge: *Takes hand and lets go suddenly* "URGH! You have jellyfish hands!!!!"
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Friend 1: Hey! Give my book back!
Friend 2: Haha no way.
Friend 1: I'll jellyfish hand you....
Friend 2: OK OK I'm sorry!
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the act of touching a boob, moving your fingers in the manner of a jellyfish. aka second base.
girl 1: "Hey, did you and Jayson do anything last night?"
girl 2: "Well, he had to leave early so we made out and he jellyfished me."
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A grouping of available sex-seeking females. Gaggle means grouping, jellyfish refers to a certain part of the female anatomy that is soft, squishy, sometimes hairy, sometimes stinging.
Impossible not to get laid tonight; there's a gaggle of jellyfish at the bar.
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When a man jizzes into any basin of water, such as a sink, toilet, shower, or bathtub, and the jizz coagulates into a cohesive, gelatinous mass floating underneath the water - the resulting load of semen resembles a jellyfish.
Eww dude is that a drain jellyfish? Let me use a different sink.
The unfortunate side effect of spending time in a body of water (such as a pool or bath) after being on the receiving end of anal sex.
I went for a swim after getting bummed by several flamboyant gentlemen and to my astonishment I found I kept farting jellyfish.
When two autismos fight with nothing but their swinging limp, weak arms. The rules to a jellyfish fight are as follows
1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses
Zak I challenge ur mentally slow ass to a jellyfish fight!