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When a guy pukes into a girl's vagina, then proceeds to have sex with her puke-filled vagina.
He was so drunk, he didn't even realize he gave her a Jersey Punchbowl until he saw vomit on his dick the next day.
the act of someone taking a shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower. More notably, when someone takes a very smelly, loud shit while another person is in the bathroom taking a shower.
Person 1 - "I was in the middle of the most awesome shower this morning, and all of a sudden I hear a fucking fart. I looked around the curtain and Steve's sitting there with his pants around his ankles, shitting his goddamn brains out. I swear the fumes burnt my fucking eyes."
Person 2 - "Ewww...you got caught in the middle of a fuckin' Jersey Thunderstorm."
Person 1 - "Yeah... no shit.... no pun intended."
A phrase used to describe something that can only be understood by an inbred New Jersey native.
What's a muff cabbage?
It's a jersey thing, you wouldn't understand.
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A Jersey Handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person's hand, you stab them. Originated in New Jersey.
"I swear to god, if someone throws shit at me, I'm gonna give them the Jersey Handshake."
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A women lies on her back, mouth open and a man squats over her face to fill her mouth with feces.
Last night i went over Jenn's house, she asked me for a jersey hotlunch.
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When you don't want to take an actual shower for whatever reason, so you spray perfume or cologne all over yourself so people don't smell your body odor. Useful for when you only need to go out to run a small errand like buying milk from the grocery store.
I think I might stink a little bit but I only need to go to the Post Office so I'm going to take a jersey shower.
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South Jersey..because Philadelphia is our city, we love WaWa(and there is at least 1 every 5 miles), the Eagles(people randomly shout out the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES cheer EVERYWHERE), a good hoagie not sub/hero, a real cheesesteak, jimmies on our ice cream, you ask what exit one if from off of the NJ turnpike,its the shore not the beach (and you always go there after prom), you know where the cherry hill, moorestown, deptford and even echelon mall are, and we think North Jersey should be a separate state.
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