Jett is a guy with a lot of weird kinks he enjoys shoving his tiny penis down toasters while enjoying beverages you should never ask a guy named Jett a toaster as he will vigorously bum fuck it overall he is an ok human being but when he gets near a toaster he goes a little crazy
Jett likes fucking a lot of things
Seems like a sweet and funny guy at first but at the end of the day he is a player. He tells you how much he loves and cares about you and the just doesn’t text you at all the next day. He cares too much about what people think about him. He wouldn’t date someone because it will make him “look bad”.
friend #1 “jett broke my heart again”
friend #2 “i told you not to go back to him”
Jett is that one friend that has a friend named Henry, who gets annoyed by someone named Abby.
Jett is a good friend
Jett Alexander is pathetic
Jett is pathetic
JETT ALEXANDER IS PATHETIC
JETT IS PATHETIC
A Valorant hard-stuck gold-plat player that instalocks the agent Jett within 0.001 seconds of agent selection. Through out the whole 25 round game, they manage to somehow have the K/D/A of 3/19/2. They usually are paired with a "pocket sage", and blames everyone but themselves.
Gecko: "This guy sucks!"
Reyna: "Yeah, well, its an Instalock Jett. Surely, they will suck."