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A total whore. Probably the most fake person you will ever meet. Usually dates every guy that she meets and then is a teen pregnancy. Absolute TRASH. Never hangout with Jillians. They SUCK.
Oh God. Jillian is here
Who?
Jillian the biggest hoe to ever live
Ohhh makes sense! Haha
Haha
A girl who cannot decide who to like and usually likes boys named Yusuf. Boys obviously like her but she’s too shy to make a move
Jillian is a fine woman who has moves like Mcjagger. She is a little whiter than white but it’s fine because she’s too smexy to even notice. When you walk past her you must say ‘’whoa who’s that smexy chick over there’’ if you don’t say that things won’t end up well for you. Jillian wakes up in the morning feeling like P Diddy everyday. She is so cool and if you touch her leg she will purr in aggravation. You should learn how to play guitar because she will want you to play her a song. We love Jillian.
Wow she’s so smexy, must be Jillian.
She is drop dead gorgeous, smart, witty and spends a lot of time walking....combine that with being a total nympho, she keeps very fit. The girl is "sitting on a goldmine" but chooses broke losers to hook up with. Her reward: a trip to the clinic along with some penicillin....but can't get a cigarette after a session of Sweating to the Oldies from the food stamp collecting loser she is momentarily attracted to, so she will go to a liquor store and beg for a smoke.
She has been known to use her wily skills to get what she is after by just dropping her lower garments and assuming the position...it amazing to see such a vision of beauty doing such things! It'll surely put a smile on your face and get your blood pumping.
Me: Hey Jillian, let's go out to the garage.
Jillian: Ok
Me: ??? where did she run off to? "Oh, there she is, on her hands and knees! And it seems that she has lost her pants on the way out to the garage!!! Whooda thunk it?"
Jillian is a girl you probably don’t know because she is my friend!I have a friend named Jillian Hegner.She can be really bossy.She is short,skinny,and has very long hair.She is basically the opposite of me tall and ugly
???:How did that ugly girl get a friend so pretty
????:oh that’s Adrianna and Jillian
When a Jewish, DMV-based musician makes out with a girl, only to be friend zoned immediately after.
“Hey man, I totally got jillianed last week!”
“No way, me too!”