someone who talks a lot of shit, either a complete liar or someone who is so full of shit they think they are telling the truth
1) george bush
2) bill clinton
your local used car salesman is a jive turkey. Anytime someone tells u a car is flawless and then tells u to get the extended warrantee is a jive turkey
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Jiver cancer is the inability to dance or move to tha beat.
'yo blud that boi got jive cancer, he can dance fo shit'
AKA Cancer of the Jive
'Maaan I can't dance no mo i got diagnosed with cancer of the jive, fool'
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Proper Noun
1. A legendary group of teenage warriors. Fighting against the tyranny of all forms of authority, they sought to bring anarchy and chaos to their homeland. After many crucial battles such as the Battle of the Shanty and the Great Basement Siege the group had grown old. They disbanded and went their separate ways off into life. However, the legend lives on in the next generation of Tribesman.
Kidmeister Jr. #1-"Those Jive Town kids are crazy!"
Kidmeister Jr. #2- "I know man, I passed out in their stronghold and they poured honey in my hair, painted half of my face black, and hung me upside down from the ceiling!"
Kidmeister Jr. #1- "Did they shoot fireworks at you?"
Kidmeister Jr. #2- "No...."
Kidmeister Jr. #1- "You're lucky."
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1. Someone who lies all the time.
2. Someone who does unbelievable (usually bad) things.
3. An arrogant disrespectful punk who is full of crap.
It is considered by many to be the most insulting word. ever.
1. Sean said that he beat Andrew in madden '09, but he didn't. What a jive turkey.
2. Calello. What a jive turkey.
3. Mick and Theo think they can beat Chris and Harry in 2 on 2 basketball, what jive turkeys.
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1. Term used to describe Cocaine transactions via telephone or the internet.
A: "Hey dude, you know where I can get some coke?"
B: "Shhh man, the cops tapped my phone, use blow jive."
OR:
A: "Whats up, I was wonderin if you knew where that white girl is?"
B: "What?"
A: "It's blow jive man...you know, coke?"
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An inhabitant of communist Jive Turkey.
"I am a Jive Turk from Jive Turkey. Excuse me while I enjoy this Jive Turkish Delight."
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1. Someone who does unbelievably bad or jive things.
2. Someone who is an arrogant, disrespectful, fool who deserves no respect.
3. A liar.
1. Sean just stole my snickers bar, and then punched Tyler in the face, what a Jive Turkey
2. Mick just popped 11 jumpers in a row on Theo, what a jive turkey.
3. Chris told me he won the lottery, but he didnt. What a jive turkey.
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