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Someone who lives for the bible, constantly quoting it.
"fucking bible jockeys, always picket the abortion clinics!"
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A bush jockey is a form of pervert. It is someone who hides in the bushes in order to watch people who think they are not being watched. This almost always gets a bush jockey off.
Man : I'm having a real good time tonight, I'd like to see more of you if you know what I mean...
Woman : Oh I do and you can expect...what was that? theres someone in the bushes!
Man : Dammit you stupid Bush Jockey!
Bush Jockey : Oh no, I must flee!
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One who works on a pornographic movie set "fluffing" the penis of actors to keep them hard.
Hey, where is RTG the Helmet Jockey? Ron has a windsock effect going on!
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Nigger is to a black man
Donkey Jockey is to an iranian
basically its the only 'politically correct' iranian insult
Bob: Hey man, do you know Arya?
Joe: Eww, that Donkey Jockey?
Bob: yea? Whats wrong with him?
Joe: Nothing, I just hate Iranians. All persians are just Donkey Jockeys
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A person who knows how to ride a penis properly.
She rode him like a true penis jockey.
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That one person that is overly energetic in the morning.
Person 1: How are you so energetic right now? It's 3AM!
Rocket Jockey: I'M SO EXCITED!!!
Person 2: You're such a rocket jockey... Go to bed!
Rocket Jockey: NEVER! *Throws something at person 2*
Person 2: Son of a bitch!
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One who participates in the act of anal intercourse and asshole play whether it be Homo or Hetero sexual play in nature.
"You know, I have just had about enough of Dave's comments about him and his wifes ass capades. Now when I see Dave, I just think to myself-man what a turd jockey and how he can eat with those hands or kiss his mother with that mouth. I Just want to say : Keep the tight wife but hole comments to yourself so I can be ignorant to your anal sexploritory adventures. I mean come on. We still have to spend christmas parties together and I don't want it to get freakin' wierder, so stop!-Please"
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