The act of having a banana up your ass while bouncing up and down watching gay porn then having your partner eat it.
She was doing a dirty Jodie last night
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Speculating/Creating a relationship that does not exist.
You: "He so likes you. He invites you to everything."
Me: "No...we're friends. You're pulling a Jodi"
Barack: "Hey, me and Romney are so best friends."
Michelle Obama: "No, You're just pulling a Jodi"
Kim Kardashian: "Hey, what's pulling a Jodi?"
Ray J: "You thinking that we're dating."
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a vagina in the state of arousal; the female counterpart to a Fat Joe (see Fat Joe)
Wow. Watching the Face porno gives me a Puffy Jody.
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A person who is usually a reservist or part of a national guard unit, who attempts to avoid deployment by any means necessary. Thereby, making him or her equivalent to a civilian Jody who wants to enjoy the perks of staying at home and not serving his or her country in their fullest capacity.
John transferred out of his national guard unit into the air national guard to get out of deployment. What a GI Jody.
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A Dirty Jodi smells of cigarettes and booze on a Sunday morning.
Whoa! That girl is a Dirty Jodi.
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You skeet in your hand, and then proceed to flick the pastie remains in a persons face to get there attention.
Ted: Man, last night I could not quite reach the remote control, so I served my bitch the Jodie Foster.
Joey: Sweet!
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The act of fucking off in a quick manner before everyone else
She's jodie-ing again because she's an ass lick