Johan is a name for a very sad and lonely guy. A Johan rarely has any friends at all and they often sob in their room alone on friday nights when their friends are out partying.
You see that kid there? The lonely one? i bet he is a Johan
He is a really sexy and hot guy everybody wants to bee like him. If a girl see him they are feeling dying becuase his too hot!
Oh there is Johan he is so hot! I want him in my bed.
the most idiotic person on earth, so mad he is like a mad dog following you around.i wish i could trample him...
johan is an idiot
A man who appears lady like from how unlikeable they usually are
“That guy over there is such a Johan”
Chinese chappri boy living in india
sells momo in day
takes dick in night
I like to eat from johan
I like to give to johan
He is a tall idiot. He is probably gay, tries to rizz up random people, and does a girly scream. He is friends with Nicollo.
Person 1: "Hey, look at Johan! Doing another girly scream as always. Do you think he's gay?"
Person 2: "He probably is."
Johan: "FUCK YOU NICOLLO 🔥🔥🔥"