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A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...
Wow you are so perfect, you must be an Iver Johannes Hoff!
johannes nyman helmerius is the most awesome guy in the world. he is a god and he is the greatest pussyslayer in the world. everyone called johannes nyman helmerius is the best and he is the manliest, strongest, smartest, bravest, and coolest guy
hi my name is johannes nyman helmerius
When you are holding your sausage hostage in the school toilet, and a Mou walks in on you
"I accidentally did a filthy Johannes yesterday" said one guy to another "shit, did Mou like it though?"
Normally a giant big guy with an equally big heart. Drives extremely much car and is also otherwise quite cool.
Leo Ferdinand Johannes loves to watch Srubs