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Johannes is a beautiful men you will never find somebody like and he has the biggest dick in the world and he is the best skater of all time all the girls chase him because he is so cool
Look theres Johannes Can I heard that he is a Cool Skater Boy and He has a big dick
Is a girls name with red hair and blue eyes, she's very self confident, strong and sexy. And really really smart.
1. That person is so self confident and strong.
2. Yeh, don't forget sexy.
3. She's almost an Ea Johanne.
3. No way to be an Ea Johanne you have to be smart and clever too, that girl just punched the biggest kid in school. I really don't think so.
When you are holding your sausage hostage in the school toilet, and a Mou walks in on you
"I accidentally did a filthy Johannes yesterday" said one guy to another "shit, did Mou like it though?"
Normally a giant big guy with an equally big heart. Drives extremely much car and is also otherwise quite cool.
Leo Ferdinand Johannes loves to watch Srubs
johannes nyman helmerius is the most awesome guy in the world. he is a god and he is the greatest pussyslayer in the world. everyone called johannes nyman helmerius is the best and he is the manliest, strongest, smartest, bravest, and coolest guy
hi my name is johannes nyman helmerius