John

A big bucktee, with no friends. Smells like curry, or whatever culture they are from. Only gets guys, no girls.

P1: You know John?

P2: Oh yeah that bucktee?
P1: Yeah ik right and he smells like fish.

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John

my unicorn. <3. BLONDE hair gorgeous blue eyes and a perfect smile, he'll keep you (me) smiling all day long.

John dblu is awesome

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John

A short gay mexican

John is a pleb

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John

John likes hairy nipples. Lovely guy though.

Me: Hey John whats your favourite thing
John: Big hairy Nipples

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John

A fucking cunt. End of story. :D

John is a fucking cunt. End of story. :D

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John

John is that guy at the sport game who gets a little bit too drunk and yells at the coach "hey coach i could of called that will my eyes close" or "hey coach i was banging your wife last night HEEEEEEEE"

we are really going to invite john he is a cunt

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John

Has a small dick

Johns dick is small

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