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Journaling

The act of repeatedly striking your genitals with a rolled up A4 note pad, it is claimed to relieve writer's block.

Have you seen Harry recently?

No, the last time I saw him he said he was going to his room to do some journaling.

Ok I'll check his room.

by Comedy Continuum January 2, 2023


drunk journal

(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.

Did you read the drunk journal yet?

by boobylips January 27, 2014


e-journal

Escape Journal

"I use my E-Journal when I'm sad to distract myself"

by KyeForce August 27, 2015


Journal of the American Medical Association

The American Medical Association's Journal. Also called JAMA.

My dad reads the Journal of the American Medical Association.

by ScrumbleMaster69 September 15, 2021


journal-list

A person who writes top-ten lists of things, often very poorly, with the intent of informing the reader about something the author assumes the reader didn't previously know. These lists usually include well-known factoids that lots of people know, and are usually tainted by the author's personal opinion. Seen on web sites like Buzzfeed.

I'm going to launch a Buzzfeed clone and become a journal-list.

by billsuspect September 17, 2014


Suicide Bomber Journalism

Knowingly engaging in dishonest journalism with the belief that the effect of the dishonesty will outweigh the penalty from the dishonesty. Examples of Suicide Bomber Journalism include malicious editing of a piece and leaving material facts out of a piece.

Sixty Minutes engaged in Suicide Bomber Journalism in their interview of Governor Rick DeSantis. Their editing of the piece was quite malicious indeed. It's unlikely that their viewers will ever know or care.

by geekmalone April 8, 2021


LIE Journaling

LIE journaling combines the therapeutic practice of journaling with an exploration of lies, deception, and storytelling. It offers a safe and confidential space for individuals to reflect on their own lies, motivations, and the impact of dishonesty.

Tom: LIE Journaling is the next big thing on social media.
Chet: What is LIE Journaling?
Tom: It's just a new way of exploring lies, deception, and storytelling.
Chet: New? My sister's been doing that on IG for a long time!

by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE June 19, 2023