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Noun. The ancient "ninjitsu" art of entering through a window, as reported in "neo-ninja" scam artist Ashida Kim's book "Secrets of the Ninja." This technique is commonly used as a last resort tactic by morons who lock their keys in the house and by ninjas/burgulars who are not able to enter through the door (an action which is known as Ju Men).
Crap! I locked the keys inside the house! Look's like we're going to have to use some ju ch'uang...
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When you MUST or HAVE to do something, yo' jus' gotsta do it.
"I jus' gotsta do my biznazz, how else am I gunna get paid."
"I jus' gotsta get me a hitta dat philly blunt axion."
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An amazing person! She is very caring, nice, responsible, dedicated, and so pretty. She is one of the prettiest girl in the world and you should be grateful if your friends with her! She's also a great friend to have in your life and she will definitely bring you up if you're feeling down! She also hates people who are not upfront with her, so be carefull because she will beat you up! So don't be afraid and just tell her how you feel whether it's about love or friendship!
Omg! My new friend yeh ju is so nice and amazing!!
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1) A powder substance that is mixed with water. When said substance is mixed with water, a tasty, salty new substance is formed. You can dip solid foods into the new substance to enhance the flavor of the solid food. Suggested solid foods: ham sandwich, carrot, strawberry, dead babies
2) An exclamation of frustration towards a Jewish person.
1) Oh man, my dead baby tastes much better when I dip it in this au jus!
2) Au jus! Why are you such a better accountant than me?
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A-JU-NAM-pronounced:(AY-JEW-NAM-(as in hey-jewish-& vietnam)
Anti. JUice. NAMi. device
THe lid on a cup that prevents the ice in the back of the cup from avalanching, which in turn, triggers a mini tsunami of the liguid in your cup. Also see Juice-Nami
dude#1:I almost got juice-nami'd today at A&W, but luckily i had my A-JU-NAM handy...
Dude#2:(dripping with soda) I gotta get me one of those...
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Slang for when someone aggressively tries to threaten you and sue you because of Anatidaephobia. Most likely from a cheap visor-wearing bitch that suffers from anger management and pretends to be an incel, but actually, no one wants to fuck them. You should run away from a "Syu Ju Wen" and block them from your chaturbate account. Be careful because they could stalk you at Ross and the DMV, where they like to inhabit.
Guy 1: Fuck man, that slut over there just threatened to sue me because she thinks a duck is watching her. TF.
Guy 2: Bruhh, block that Syu Ju Wen and report them to your manager.
Girl 3: I overheard you both and just want to say if I'm 60% water, why don't I evaporate?
Guy 1: Oh shit, I need to run out of the DMV, bye bruh.