Julian is your average serial killer. He’s hot and ready to mingle. He’ll lure you in with his sweet muscles and personality, then take you into his bedroom. He’ll turn on his PS4, and dominate you in fortnite. Once he dominates you in fortnite, he’ll dominate you in real life too. Slowly suffocating you with his massive muscles. Soon you will be overjoyed, and excited. Then he will drag you to his basement where you will spend the rest of your life. He feeds you the past bodies, and soon you fall more and more in love with this Gaylord. Moral of the story, get yourself a Julian. Best kidnapper ever!
Omg! Is that a Julian??? I wish I could be suffocated by that gaylord! 😍
A nice dude! Julians are usually darker haired and play some kind of instrument. Julian has lots of friends and a large group of admirers who follow them around everywhere. Julians are also very attractive, to the point where many girls pine over him at once. You're lucky if you can pin one down! Julians also love caffeine, video games, and are loyal af.
You - Whoa, is that Julian?
Person - Yeah, he's super nice! And hot. very hot.
Julian - *exists attractively*
An pure idiot that thinks he is cool and relevant. He lies about everything to make himself look cool. He has basically no friends and begs for money all the time.
Julian: can you buy me a slice?
Jasper: you already owe me money
Julian:You’re fucking autistic!!!
A crackhead. Gives little to no fucks about other people's feelings, unless on rare occasions when he pretends not to care but ultimately does, but is trying so hard to come across as a hardass that he treats u like nasty shit. Hobbies include; fuck and dumps, pretending to be edgy, and drugs.
girl: "Julian, he sorta just reminds me of paper. plain. blank. paper. nothing written on it, just plain, and put some glasses on it. that's Julian."
other girl: "or a flute."