Kansas University

The greatest place on the universe. Bar none. Everyone who goes here is a saint.

Oh and Muck Fizzou.

Man I love Kansas University. It's the greatest place in the whole entire world. Muck Fizzou Muck Fizzou Muck Fizzou.

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kansas city

Nicknamed K-town or Killa City.Wyandotte,KC .Rival to the Bay Area.The most ruthless city for all yall busters who sleep'n.

the biggest gangs and most violentin Kansas city are Westside 29st, westside23st, florencia 13, sur13, folks, southdale bloodz(SLOBS), crips, latin kings, brown pride, black power, spanish diciples, vice lords, C-13, S.M.O.G, 18st, south side,Parkwood,5th st,51st, Quindaro

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Kansas Science

Humbuggery. B.S. The opposite of "science" as the rest of the world understands it.

A result of the Kansas school board redefining science to accomodate the creationist viewpoint embodied in so-called Intelligent Design.

Gravity is caused by elves. Faeries are responsible for the behavior of electrons. Dinosaurs and humans coexisted. This is all provable by Kansas Science!

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kansas shuffle

It's completly dark and a girl thinks that you are behind he about to give it to her, instead your really in front of her and you slap her in the face with your penis.

It was so dark in the room that I did the kansas shuffle on her.

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wellington kansas

a small town in kansas logo: LIVE WELL LIVE WELLINGTON, wich is a bunch of bologna, and everyone knows it. its a town population of just about 9 thousand. go to walmart and you'll know everyone.

dude1:dude im so bored
chick1: dudee i know
dude2: there got to be a name er somthing for a crap hole like this
chick2: OMG WELLINGTON KANSAS

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Kansas Jayhawks

A bunch of cocky bastards who think they'll win the NCAA Basketball championship every year, even though they only win it once in a blue moon.

KU fan: "KU IS GONNA WIN THE BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN!!!!!"
Non-KU fan: "You say that every year. You'll probably lose in the first or second round again."
KU fan: "Shut up meanie!!!!"
Non-KU fan: "Aww, is someone being a cocky son of a bitch again?"
KU fan: "Yes! KANSAS JAYHAWKS RULE!"

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not in Kansas anymore

no longer in surroundings that are quiet and comfortable (a quote of Dorothy's line in the 1939 Wizard of Oz Film)

I hate to say it but we are not in Kansas anymore.

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