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n. Similar to the game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors" (or rochambeau), whereas two to three players all simultaneously pick an action to play against their opponents.
The game begins with all players being back-to-back to avoid any cheating. Upon counting down "One, Two, Three, SHOOT" (where shoot is the action word), all players spin and face each other while demonstrating either Gun, Bear, or Karate.
The winner is chosen as follows:
*Gun beats Bear
*Bear beats Karate
*Karate beats Gun
Actions are described as follows:
*Gun is holding out one's arms, with each hand making "guns" that are pointed at the other player(s)
*Bear is holding one's arms in the air in a menacing fashion
*Karate is when one raises both arms and one leg up into their air in a kicking motion
Mike wanted to play Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide who got the last doughnut. I said we should play Gun, Bear, Karate instead..
He chose gun, I chose Karate.
-It was a win-win for me, I got to kick mike in the nuts and get a doughnut!
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What people do when they are flailing their arms about an automatic paper towel dispenser that is hard to activate.
I just witnessed a guy do paper towel karate in the mens room for five minutes! I just used my pants.
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The act of letting a young, Asian school girl bite down on your dick while cumming
Guy 1: Man... If it's two things asians know how to do it's how to make sushi and karate chomp
Guy 2: Right on brother, right on
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1. The face that Danny LaRusso from The Karate Kid makes when he scores a table hockey goal on his date with Ali Mills. An open mouth and uncontrollable head vibration are required.
2. The face that happens spontaneously when something super cool happens.
Dude, you just did karate kid face!
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The act of farting while standing on one foot with arms raised, resembling the famous Karate Kid scene.
I was both amazed and disgusted by his Karate Kid fart.
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When you dislocate the arms of your opponent, then grab them by the waist, shake them back and forth beating them to death with their own arms, thus imitating the Japanese drum in the Karate Kid 2
I pulled a Karate Kid 2 on the Douche in the bar that stepped to me!!
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Before you get into the shower, spend 10 or 12 minutes perfecting your karate skills, being naked will enhance the experience with your pork sword swirling with your moves
I almost took out a man berry on the corner of the sink while doing Naked Mirror Karate
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