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When you actually get sick and can't come to work right after faking sick to get a day off.
I called in to work and said I was too sick to work on Monday. Then I actually got sick on Friday and had to go in feeling like shit!...Man, you got Karma sick!
The measure of how much of a loser you are.
Person: You probably want to avoid that guy, he's a LOSER.
Person 2: Why is that?
Person: Because he has 200k Reddit Karma.
the ironic timing of a song on the radio that somehow verifies the moment and/or emotion... also, when you talk about a specific musician and their piece starts playing on the radio... or when you sing a song at work, get in the car and that very song is on the radio. Has to be an unintentional playing of the song. Any kind of radio or auto-playing source.
When I was mad at my bf, the song HEARTBREAKER came on the radio. Whoa. Talk about radio karma.
I was singing PROUD MARY all day, and kid you not! It was on KPAK when I got in my car! Total radio karma!
The philosophy that tipping generously will alter the universe in a way that you yourself will be reimbursed monetarily in your own line of work. Applies to bartenders, baristas, servers and cabbies.
Hank: Why'd you just tip five dollars for a mocha?
Sara: I work tonight - Tip Karma, bitch!
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The theory that how you treat spiders affects how they treat you.
Jane: OMG I have so many spiders in my house these days. This morning I woke up with one in my hair and then a massive hairy one dropped into my cereal. I have to move.
Lesley: You must have bad spider karma. What did you do?
Jane: Umm... I used to use hairspray and a lighter on them. I didn't know any better.
Lesley: Harsh. You deserve it.
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while doing something reasonably good you get an immediate and awesomely great reward.
friend: hey, would you like one of my rolled tacos?
me: hell yes bro! let me grab one on the the side so i don't looked like a pig and get all the good stuff.
friend: go for it bro.
me:sorry bro i accidentally ended up with a loaded one from the middle...karma touchdown!!!
actual true story
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When you're nice and karma, is the usual bitch you'd expect it to be.
Hey Mom, I just got home from the suburbs helping homeless people?
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You SOLD MY N64 COLLECTION?
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Reverse karma; works every time.
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