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The only place on earth that securely ties itself to a chair and then cordially invites all the scumbags of the world to come and rob it of its own riches and benefits, even passing laws to help them to do so and prevent its own indigenous population from doing anything about it. This has come to such a head that the people with any money /common sense are gradually (upon retirement or earlier)moving away to such places as France, Spain, Portugal to escape the madness. Eventually the indigenous population will dwindle to such a degree that there will be too few people contributing into the system to support the ever increasing number of scumbags taking out of the system.
I'm moving awaqy from the United Kingdom to escape from the ever increasing number of scumbags the country seems hellbent on importing.
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Refering to the female anatomy. ie: lady parts.
1. Did you take the trash out this morning? It smells like lady kingdom in here.
2. I'd sure like to storm her lady kingdom!
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The best country in the fucking world
I just told you
United kingdom
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A video game for PS2. Combines Square Enix & Disney. Also has Final Fantasy characters like: Leon, Cloud, Arieth, Yufie & much more. in my opinion, the best game in the universe...!! It's about a 14 yr old boy named Sora. He is the keyblade bearer and has to go around on Chip & Dale's gummy ship to other Disney worlds trying to fight heartless. In the second game we meet a group called Organization XIII. Later in the game we find out that OrgXIII is using Sora to take control of kingdom hearts. but at the same time, Malificent, Pete & the heartless are also trying to take control of kingdom hearts. But of corse, the nobodies beat heartless any day, and...well, actually, neither of them win...Sora & all those ppl win...Well any way...in the first game, Sora gets turned into a heartless and, duh, a nobody is formed...tht nobody is Roxas...& the same thing happens to Kairi (Sora's friend & future gf...maybe...even though i dont havva crush of sora & i luv axel, I STILL HATE KAIRI!!!)well any way...Kairi's nobody is Namine...a girl who can control Sora's memories by drawing stuff...
Kingdom Hearts is the BEST game in the WHOLE world!!
my fav quotes:
Sora, Donald & Goofe are in Twilight Town at the station plaza. They just woke up from their long sleep.
Sora: *randomly laughing*
Donald: HEY, WHATS SO FUNNY??
Sora: UR FACE!!!
now, would you really expect that from a video game character?? especially one like Sora??? i didnt!
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In 1455 Year of Our Lord, there was a vassal ruled by the Vaganians known as the Penis Kingdom. It was founded long ago by Sack-Sons, but back then they were a bunch of total dumbasses and they couldn't read or write. And thus, they could not record history. The capital city was Fukuoka, in the year 1455, and by then the city was flourishing with drug dealers, sex clubs, and porn shops. Something interesting about the city was it was built on a peculiar landform called "The Dick of God" and was surrounded entirely by the Yellow Sea. Their king was none other than Duce Hirohitler XIV, who was known as a notorious flaming homosexual. Alas, our knowledge ends at this point, as the trail ends there. However, what has become of the Penis Kingdom is said to be located in the German mainland, after the Migration of 1865. There, they live under a new name. They live under the name of the Neo Nazis.
The Penis Kingdom is often referred to as "Nazi Germany" when in actuality, it is "The Penis Kingdom"
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the country that once ruled half the world, our politics are shite and our economy's gone to hell but we're better than a bunch of fatass yanks sitting there trolling saying we're shit. If any of the people who insult britain ever got off their asses and bothered to visit the country that civilised them. Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
American: Howdy you stoopid son of a bitch
British person:Greetings, fat fucktard who has ancestors from the United Kingdom.
American:whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
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See kingdombikers
A large group of slow overweight middle aged motor cycle riders
There goes the fat kingdom bikers
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