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-DO NOT CONFUSE WITH FORKY EYE-
A game native to Castlegregory, commonly played when irrecoverably gargled. Hitty Knee involves any amount of players above two people.
Everyone sits in a circle, with one knee facing into the centre. One person is given the immeasurable honour of having the first go. They can choose to either lightly caress or thwomp the bejesus out of another players knee. It is now that persons turn.
The game continues like this until the *Final Round*.
For the final round, every player chooses an available knee (other than their own) and gently, affectionately drapes their hand over said knee, keeping it there.
*Bonus Quickfire Round*
The game accelerates to ludicrous speed, with everyone putting the full force of a god into their swing.
"Ay Darren, how about a good game of hitty knee?"
"Sure sign me up there now buachaill"
Adjective: So hot that your nuts hang down to your knees.
Emily: Is it bad out? I checked the weather and they said it's 103 degrees.
Jeff: Yeah, it's knee-nuts hot out there.
When doing a girl doggie-style, instead of having both knees on the ground, bringing one knee up, leaving the other on the ground.
This modification of a classic move allows for deeper penetration and more leverage.
"What happened with that date last night?"
"Totally dropped the knee on her, she came buckets."
"Yo, Josh! Remember to drop the knee when you're with your girl."
the act of committing knee theft and then committing arson on the knee
this guys misgendered my friend so i committed knee arson
(n) slang for a man's penis. First used by the fictional television character John Locke (Lost) in this dream I had.
John Locke: Man, she is something. If things go right, I might be slipping her the bad knee.
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southern term for second to youngest child.
My baby is 2,my knee baby is 3, and my first is 5.
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