grab a knob

A strong yet playful expression used to tell someone to get lost, as they are either; a liar, chatting shit, being annoying, or you don't want them to be around you.
More commonly used in Scotland.

"Want to head to Revolution for a couple of drinks tonight?"
"Grab a knob mate, of course I don't!"

"I did so well in that exam man!"
"Aye right you did, away and grab a knob."

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Dick Knob

Step 1: Wait until night time. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.
Step 2: Insert dick into hole. Use stepladder if necessary.
Step 3: Knock. Wait.
Step 4: Brag.

Jerry: Totally dick knobbed Jerry last night.
Rick: Hah! He touched your dick!
Jerry: I even had an erection at the time!

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Knob-Jockey

A Homosexual. Imagine a man riding a horse. Now replace that horse with a man.

The horse rider is the "Knob-Jockey".

Hey Graham Norton, are you a Knob-Jockey?

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knob gobbler

Endearing term for cocksucker, fellatrix or suck slut

Later, dude. Here comes my favorite knob gobbler.

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polishing the knob

The act of pleasuring the male member using the mouth and hand.

To the hot Home Depot worker:
"Excuse me, I am inexperienced at polishing the knob, can you polish my knob?"

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Grunge Knob

A dude's filthy, dirty cock after having sex with a prostitute, a crack whore, meth whore, or just an all around cock hopping ho.

After a quick $10 bang with the local prostitite on the way home from work, Roger stopped at the gas station to wash the stink off his Grunge Knob before going home to get a little head from his wife.

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gobble knob

v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob

Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.

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