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When a man has sex with a woman while wearing a Krispy Kreme doughnut around his penis. He gives her a creampie and then she proceeds to eat the doughnut.
He wanted to give me a sticky flapjack, but I told him that I wanted a Krispy Kreme Pie instead.
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when you’re smoking a bowl and you rip it so hard that the weed crackle and pop like a fuckin rice krispy buddy.
Yo, Conner is hitting a rice krispy on the bowl!
A sex move where the recipient female is being intercoursed from the rear, in the canine style, and just before her partner ejaculates, he pulls an ass cheek to the side so as to expose her butthole, and using the other hand, gives the female's butthole a hard, swift, open palm slap in a smooth, downward motion, so as to cause a warm, stinging sensation. At this point, the male partner ejaculates onto the freshly slapped butthole, thereby "glazing the donut."
"My girl likes sex a little rough, so she always asks for a hot krispy kreme to finish up the booty call"
When you have unprotected sex with a Rice Krispies cereal box. Rice Krispies STD results in a penis going: SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!
Johnny was a bad boy and had unprotected Rice Krispies sex, and had his stump of a empty penis removed. Don't get Rice Krispies STD!
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The act of shoving a delightful Rice Krispy Treat up another's anus.
When a Krispinator is shoved up your rectum.
The product of the marriage of a sweet rice snack and your ass.
If you say "Dan" one more time, I'm gonna Cocoa Krispy you.
I'm not in the mood for the Hersey Lodge so I think i'll settle for a Cocoa Krispy.
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The auditory hallucinations one experiences when beginning to "break through" on extremely strong psychedelics.
"What happened when you smoked substance?"
"I got the Rice Krispies then blasted through to the ninth dimension."
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A perverted circus creature that comes to life in the night in your bedroom. See also pervert, murderer, pedafile, voyeur, and rapist
1. Hello!!!! This is Krispi the Circus Clown!!!!! Sleep with one eye open!!! Huhuh!
2. Krispi lives by the motto, "Minimum clothing, for maximum fun!!!! Huhuh!"
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