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Don’t ever talk to one or become friends with one. An absolute evil person. Tries to steal your parents and lives in your house and brings 2 mutts that look just like her cause they’re all dogs. Pretends she knows everything, if you need a mechanic she’s your girl, if you need a hairdresser, she’s your girl, if you need an accountant she’s your girl, if you need a carer she’s your girl, if you need your dog to be a sheepdog or even your cat she’s your girl. If you want your car crashed she’s your girl, if you like girls that don’t wash she’s your girl. If you want your clothes stolen, she’s your girl.
Doing the #Kristy
A phagocyte who assumes everyone's gender, sexuality and is a big f word
According to a man from Canada, Kristy means a kid with a seven foot cock that has ejaculates 7 times a day.
Woah, this guy is a little kristy!
The biggest goober alive. Kristy is very silly, very outgoing, and everyone loves to call her the biggest goober in the universe
An absolute bellend whose sperm is far to fertile
Did you here about yer man his girlfriend is pregnant again. A right Kristy
Kool kristie is the kristie who is much easier to deal with on a regular basis. Usually both kristies are a little slutty but kool kristie doesnt have an inflated ego and knows its her sac not her looks that everyone is after
Which kristie, kool kristie or that insignificunt kristie
The act of shooting a dog or other pets due to one's own shear incompetence and stupidity in training said pet.
Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.
Oh no! The governor of South Dakota just Kristi Noemed my dog!