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"A multitalented actress whose only flaw is that she's not Allison Mack"
ok who the fuck wrote that? Kristin Kreuk is the most friggin awesomely hottinger fuckin superbabeliciously awesomeful rockingly superbing finest boobalicious id-tap-that-ass-ly amazing fuck toy ever created. and wtf is up with clark? he should hurry up and fuck her. i mean he should just go superspeed, rip her clothes off, bang her like a horny dog, and then get the hell out of there. now THAT would be and interesting episode, trying to watch lana figure out what the hell just happened to her. owings mills and USA are fun to read about. wootle.
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the best girlfriend lane can ever have
she is so hot like kristin jones
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adj.
1. A person who is completely absorbed into the life of a person named Kristin. Or who has all of their actions dictated by a person named Kristin.
2. A person who constantly feels compelled to compliment a person named Kristin.
3. A person who actually has been whipped, smacked, or flogged by a woman named Kristin.
Example:
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Kristin: "I feel like shit"
Kristin-whipped person: "If my shit looked half as good as you, I'd take more laxatives."
2.
Guy: "Dude, what happened to your face?
Guy #2: "I was Kristin-whipped....LIKE A BOSS!!!"
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A voluptuous, kind and honest girl, who truly wants the best for everyone. She has a pure heart with good intentions, though she tends to keep her emotions inside, never letting negative emotions show until she can not contain them any longer.Beautiful and strong!
Kristin Marie is one of a kind.
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noun.
A name for a person that is just straight up amazing. They know how to make you feel better when you're having a crappy day, and connect with you really well. They're generally pretty good looking, and have a really good personality and are just fun to be around. They can sometimes make you stressed out and make a big deal over little things, but in the end it makes you more attracted to them.
I thought I saw an angel walking down the street, but then I realized it was a Kristine Bateman.
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v. when having sex a guy pulls out, cums in her mouth, and brushes her teeth with his dick
I haven't brushed my teeth all day...Mike, will you dirty kristin me?
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Well-known Tony award winning actress and singer. Has starred in the musical productions of "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown," "The Apple Tree," and "Wicked the Musical."
Trained opera singer who no longer has to audition to get gigs.
Packs a lot of talent into her 4'11 frame and is usually well received by theater critics.
In the past few years, has starred in a few movies in which she has gotten mostly negative reviews since her big personality doesn't rub off well on the big screen, but has had more success on television in shows such as "The West Wing" and "Pushing Daisies."
Person 1: Kristin Chenoweth is so cute!
Person 2: She is!
Person 1: Kristin can probably break glass with her voice.
Person 1: Did you see Kristin Chenoweth in "RV" and "Bewitched"?
Person 2: Yeah. She was annoying in those movies.
Person 1: Well, she's a wonderful stage actress!
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