luv u 2

a term used while texting when someone says "i love you" but you dont love them back

Mia- so i was texting john the other day and he said "i love you"
Sydney- wat'd you say back??
Mia- i just said "luv u 2"

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Dirty Mud Luv

To eat out your mom or sister when she is asleep

Yo dad I just had some dirty mud luv with mom last night

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luv ya fella

When you just don't want to send nudes to your boyfriend .

Bf: pls send some pcs
You: luv ya fellabut no

Bf: why no :((
You: bc no

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i’m good luv, enjoy

A nice way to say no thanks.

mom: can you wash the dishes?
me: i’m good luv, enjoy

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I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me

This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.

SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"

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I’m good luv, enjoy

It’s basically another term for saying “I’m good” or “no thanks”

Friend : “you should get with the new kid Tommy”

Me : “I’m good luv, enjoy”

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I luv u sm

I love you so much

I have something to say

I luv u sm mf