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Laptop Nazism

the practice of nonchalantly handing out detentions for trivial violations of a school's acceptable use policy

I got a two hour detention for leaving my computer in the locker room for five minutes; seems like our school is abiding by Laptop Nazism.

by Aramano April 13, 2010

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Laptop Snoozer

A laptop snoozer is a laptop users that will use his/her laptop so much, that they will doze off mid-use.

A term coined one Sunday night when a programmer who was testing his code dozed off in front of his Macbook Pro. At three in the morning. He woke up at seven finding himself surrounded by drool and vowels (in his code).

Me: Apparently, I am a laptop snoozer.
You: A wha?
Me: I woke up at seven surrounded by my laptop, drool and vowels.
You: Oh. Wow.

by SteveySA October 12, 2009

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gaming laptop

A laptop with a really good graphics card, higher refresh rate display, and fancy RGB lighting to make it look "gamer-y." They are obviously much more portable than a desktop PC but it comes with the cost of poor battery life compared to conventional laptops and less upgradeability compared to a PC.

Me: Yo you want to play some Valorant tonight?
Friend: Yeah hold on, let me just plug in my gaming laptop.

by clothestocommunity April 15, 2021

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laptop dancing

Lap dancing for the computer age. Where one gets lap dancing confused with laptops. Or has a vision of girls scantily clad in laptops dancing for men in darkly lit bars!

Julie: When he got his apprenticeship his first paycheque was spent on laptop dancing, beer and pizza!

Mary: Thats understandable, but why call it laptop dancing unless you mean dancers covering their bits with laptops!

by aus-philologist February 2, 2011

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Laptop Drive of Shame

When you forget your laptop at home when you drive to work, and then have to drive back.

"Marc had to do the laptop drive of shame last Monday."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."

by ossftw July 14, 2008


how to steal a laptop

bang chan disapproves anyway.

a lot of stays decided to search on how to steal a laptop but instead to see this.

by averynotfunnyclown July 9, 2020


Just Using Their Laptops

A lie told to superiors when being caught in flagrante delicto, especially the act of sexual intercourse. From the recent Northwest Airline escapade.

Jim and John were just using their laptops to review quarterly performance figures.

by Edwin Havisham October 26, 2009