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You go to Sin City for the weekend and the only thing you brought home was CRABS 🦀
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You and the fellas go “clam digging” but instead got CRABS 🦀
The Wolf Pack of One and Raul Duke respectively went on a Las Vegas Fishing Trip and itches for weeks
The act in which a person sits on another's chest and rubs their sweaty genitalia all over the others chest. In doing so you leave behind a strong musk that fills the nostrils and a nice lather that soothes the skin.
Man, she gave me the Las Vegas Steaming Massage and I've never felt more awake.
Doesn't get any attention because of Las Vegas, NV. Every single one of the teenagers there hate it. All of the visitors love it if they have great appreciation for history, cute stores, and amazing food. The Plaza is the best hang out. Estella's Cafe is amazing. It's just the best! Stop hating!
Person 1: Where are you going out of town?
Person 2: Las Vegas.
Person 1: Las Vegas woooo!
Person 2: It's Las Vegas, New Mexico.
Person 1: Oh..
Person 2: It's BETTER than Nevada!!!
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Similar to the Eiffel Tower, but with the the chick and both guys on their knees on the bed, with the chick doing doggy style with one guy and givin head to the other, forming a Las Vegas Eiffel Tower, because the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas is shorter than the real one.
Winston: Yo Alex, what did you do to that chick?!
Alex: Yo Bro, me and garrett were doin the las vegas eiffel tower man
Winston: OOYYEEEEAAAAA!!!!
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Sweating of the upper-lip which is caused by the hot desert climate of Las Vegas in conjunction with amphetamine or cocaine use.
“You good man? Your lip is sweating right onto the blackjack table!”
“I’m straight. All that speed gave me a case of the Las Vegas lip sweats”
when u cum in a bitch when shes on her period and eat her out.
My boy Dale a sick fuck on the weekends he hunts down bitches so he can pull off a las vegas shrimp cocktail.
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When a toilet doesn't flush but people keep shitting on top of the week old shit and no one calls the plumber.
Kelsey, you've got some las vegas toe jam going on in your bathroom... better clean that up real fast.
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