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Launch a Toasty

Having a large sometimes loud fart in a heated seat of a car. The heating effect just amplifies the enjoyment for all.

The entire car was happy I was able to launch a toasty. Their hands covered there mouths in awe.

by GrandpaSaurous December 20, 2024


Abort Launch Sequence

When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.

Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.

Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence

by pancakes-and-mercats May 21, 2011


honky launch

quickly accelerating up an onramp

look at that honky launch! stop and go with nowhere to go. what an idiot!

by norcalsurfer August 4, 2010


Test Launch

When a male masturbates on his back so that the aftermath of his ejaculation covers his penis, using that as lubricant for a second round.

I have a lot of free time today so maybe I'll do a test launch.

by Ferrell Williams March 14, 2021


FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.

“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”

by duckmasterj May 10, 2021


launch pad

The tissues you put around your lower stomach to catch the jizz when you’re jacking off

I didn’t wanna have to wipe up after I was done watching porn so I put down a launch pad before I was done to catch my wasted children.”

by ScrappyDoob October 7, 2020


Space shuttle launch

When a girl is fucking a guy from on top. Both parties orgasm simultaneously. The male launches the female off of him with the last thrust. Ejaculating everywhere like the flames of the space shuttle.

"Last night I space shuttle launched Lauren up, into my ceiling fan "
"Damn is she ok?"
"No, she had to go to the hospital, and it was very hard to explain to her parents ."

by Not so Strong April 7, 2017

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