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A fart that burns your butt very badly and it stings.
Ow dude i just lava farted on a blanket
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When calling it a muffin top just doesn't do it justice. A chicks love handles and fat that just fall over the top of her pants flowing like lava.
You see that fat chick over there? She's fully upgraded that muffin top and has now progressed to a full on lava cake.
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When a man's testicles are too hot and he must engage in man spread.
The guy on the bus must have had serious lava balls because his man spread took up two seats!
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Dryed up diarrhea.
I never knew lava rock was designed on the rim of your toilet. Great texture!
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The lava strip is the area located between a man's chocolate tunnel and his bishop.
Last night yo momma licked my lava strip.
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A guy that is such a flaming homosexual that the only way to describe him would be with lava, hence Lava Golem
Dude 1: Did you see the Lava Golem walk by?
Dude 2: What the hell? Are we in San Francisco?
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any chick who after having sex with her, you need medical attention. ie gonerea syphilis.
after being with lava cunt i had to get my bore punched.
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