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Michael Avenatti, Porn Star lawyer
That Michael Avenatti aka Creepy Porn Lawyer got punked by 4chan.
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An unqualified person who gives legal advice. Usually distorting the advice to favor a desired outcome.
You need to stop listening to that shit house lawyer or you're gonna get screwed!
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A mouthy know-it-all who frequents the workman's bar of a pub and has an opinion on anything and everything, especially when someone requires advice about something the majority of us are not qualified to answer. Oh yes the tap-room lawyer's always on hand, he'll usually scrounge a pint, blow smoke in your face, relate an untold number of anecdotes and basically bore you shitless repeating his 'considered opinion'.
Of low social status this individual stands out because he is usually the laughing-stock of the pub, a 'character', a 'one', tolerated but God only knows why. What they need is a kick up the fuckin' jacksi
Did you hear about the new bypass that's being planned?
Yeah, the tap-room lawyers are in there theorising about the effect it'll have on the town.
Why the hell didn't you phone the consulate?!
Fred 'the jock' told me I wouldn't need a visa..
What?! Don't listen to that fuckin' tap-room lawyer. What the hell would that wanker know about travelling round Europe? The furthest he's been is an illegal copy of the 'Sound of Music'!
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A tall leprechaun lawyer is a tall man resembling a leprechaun. Tall leprechaun lawyers can be referred to as the Ericsan. Tall leprechaun lawyers are often found to be incredibly nerdy nerd nerd like. They are often found in law firms listening to 80's top hits. Tall leprechaun lawyers can often be confused with the average leprechaun man. The difference is a tall leprechaun lawyer will have a small, fuzzy, white dog by their side, often referred to as da fuzz, and they will also a sacred belly-button. Tall leprechaun lawyers can be found in breweries or courts, these are their natural habitats. If you are so lucky as to find a tall leprechaun lawer make sure you ask for legal advice, hand them a beer, and say merry Christmas, because it is obviously their belief that Christmas and St. Patrick's day are combined all year.
Wow! By the looks of him, and his small, fluffy, white dog, he must be a tall leprechaun lawyer!
The biggest insult one can offer up to a Washington DC attorney -- especially one with an office on 15th Street.
DC Superior Court is on 5th Street, and cheap lawyers hang around there waiting for court-appointed cases. They are the bottom-feeders in an industry already consisting of scum-suckers.
Don't you ever call me a Fifth Street lawyer again, or I'll sue you!
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A creepy individual, usually abbreviated to CSL
known for his sleazy voice and awkward stare.
He often follows around University Students bot unaware and unwelcome.
When He enters the room, there is a collective feeling of discomfort.
CSL has been known to try to assume the fashion, slang and habits of his prey to try and lure them into his web of creepiness.
It is unknown whether CSL is really a Lawyer or whether this is just another mantle to lure prey
Guy #1: Hey have you seen Creepy Stalker Lawyer today?
Guy#2: No? why?
Girl #3: He is probably one of us.
Guy #2: i just wet my pants
The proverbial prowess of an attorney. Usually based on number of wins and willingness to take the tough and/or high-profile cases.
Tim Bowles earned his Lawyer Ball many many cases ago.
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