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Julianna and leila are the best friends they have the most fun together they are always their for eatch other when you see them they are gonna look like complete dum dums that's because they are
Person 1:Dam did you see those too best friends
Person 2: yeah that has to be a julianna and leila
The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife
-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.
A dirty leila is when someone is very deeply in love with Andrew Garfield and wants to do a lot of stuff to him
Guy 1: I want to do a dirtAy leila
Leila is a girl who hates five nights at fredys. She would rather kiss leon Kennedy than play five nights at freddys.
She cheats on markipler with leon genitals. She can be a bit wacky and crazy and crazy bitch. 🤪.
Leon Kennedy: Leila cheated on me
Leila: your darn willy was too shrivelled with zombie sperm.
Person:bombarded
LeilA:😜
Leila is perfect. She has a laugh that will make you want to pull your heart out. She has the body of a runway model. Her smile would lite up an arena. Her dimple, her face, her natural curly hair, the way she walks and touches you, her eyes, her sense of fashion, the way she dances, and jokes about herself, her voice, her music taste, her bubbly personality, the way she makes you forget about your empty shell of a life. “What brings you in today?” She’s the girl of my dreams but I let her slip away from my fingertips like a bar of soap and an unlucky inmate. She made me feel like how Joe Rogan describes taking DMT. Her love is so powerful that I haven’t talked to her in years and think about her every second of every day. She’s just perfect. So perfect that I’m convinced she hates my guts while I ignore her and write this stupid therapy like essay for a definition. I hope one day we can die of old age together and look back on the days when we were young and dumb while rocking back and forth on loud squeaky chairs on top of a house overlooking a lake as you knit an ugly sweater and I stare happily into nothingness. I hope you can forgive me for how much of a smelly turd I am. I hope my feelings about the future aren’t faulty and I know that no matter what happens you will be happy. I love you bubz.
Why can I not stop thinking about you?
Leila: Because I’m perfect