Random
Source Code
Random
When a fart can't escape safely past your butt cheeks then begins an exodus by climbing your cheeks to the small of your back to the promised land and freedom. Usually when sitting in cramped conditions.
Thank god for that liberator or I would've had to get up anyway to rewipe.
6👍 3👎
someone who believes in lassiez-faire capitalism
A classical liberal, Hiram questioned the need of government to control the market.
440👍 536👎
"Liberal: a power worshipper without power"
-George Orwell
A liberal is generally someone on the "left" of the political scale...
317👍 385👎
Initially associated with a philosopy of personal liberty and self reliance, protected by Libretatrian and democratic government, mainly defined as such in the years 1750-1963 (Ending upon the death of John F. Kennedy)
Currently signifies, at least in western democracies, a dedication to what was previously known as socialism, with chief tenets including Government provided healthcare and education, along with mild to heavy redistribution of wealth through "Progressive" taxes based upon income. Also generally associated with the moral relativism and supposed "nonjudgementalism" of American celebrities, Secular Statesman in Europe and a whole range of other "Progressives" who criticize the current system of regulated capitalism in place in the United States. To be fair to liberals, though their economic ideas appeal especially to those within the so called "Progressive" community, the semi-socialist modern liberalism is a seperate entity from the relativists, nonjudgementalists and general haters of western civilisation and its norms(See Noam Chomsky, Michael Moore, Oliver Stone, Barbara Streisand, etc)
"The problem with hollywood is its full of liberals like Chevy Chase, who have no connection with the average Americans values"
-Commentators such as Bill Oreilly
"We must embrace a liberal economic agenda or the minorities in our society will never be equal"
-Jesse Jackson
335👍 408👎
A liberal is a person who advocates for a system in which everybody can coexist pacifically without anyone forcing sb into doing what they want. This implies that for example, Christians cannot but convince peacefully that their belief is the best.
The state shouldn't intervene either, except for some few areas: military, police, minimal social assistance and the judicial system to enforce the non-aggresion laws. In this line of thinking, Milton Friedman is one of the greatest exponents of liberal ideology. Any tax is considered theft, since it's an aggression to private property, but some can be considered so beneficial and so inexpensive that may be justifiable.
There is a natural tendency to want to be the most liberal in the room. Some even advocate for anarchy: no state intervention at all. The rest are called minarchists, and hated by the radical anarchists.
She is so liberal that she thinks that the USA is a communist state.
7👍 4👎
People who don't live in reality.
People who only criticize everyone else without offering any of their own solutions.
People with no valid arguments because they aren't arguing from any sort of position and so their mind changes like the wind.
John Kerry flip flopped like a screwball and couldn't make up his damn mind and so the people could see that Jerry Lewis would make a better president than dumbass John Kerry!
290👍 356👎
retarded bush hating traitors theywant to kill military servicemen put saddam in power want the united states blownup they slash school funding luv child rapers and hate everyone except themselves liberals suck
liberals :i am such a liberal i hate the united states, want to expand welfare, i praise jimmy carter, defend terrorists, did not want the war on terror, love michael moore, and is a complete idiot traitor, and i think everyone who fought in vietnam was a baby eater, go clinton!
(the person who wrote this is not liberal i am just quoting what liberals say)
260👍 317👎