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The greatest energy drink you will ever drink
#1: "Did you just orgasm?"
#2: "Yeah I just drank a Roaring Lion"
#1: "Ahhhh"
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haven't been champs since the
60s...only were good in the mid 70s and in the 90s with Barry Sanders
the lions are always screwing up
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Sex that only lasts for 15 seconds and ends with the guy passing out for a couple hours while the girl makes dinner
"I hate my new boyfriend, we have lion sex, then he really expects to wake up to a dinner"
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The physical embodiment of a figurative lion-like pose which sometimes occurs when a man ejaculates whilst engaged in sexual intercourse. The lion roar specifically relates to the arched back and head, open-mouthed, eyes closed pose adopted at the moment of ecstasy.
As rapped by Asher Roth in his song Lion Roar;
"Slidin on your side and curves, satisfy the primal urge
Ridin on you back and forth, that's how you make my lion roar"
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Chicago Cubs of the NFL. A Team that good have Jesus as quarterback and still will lose miserably. Used to have the greatest football player of all time, but still couldn't even get to the NFC championship
Jesus back to pass... Throws it... But it's dropped by Roy Williams. Man the Detroit Lions suck
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Ok the greatest traditionally hand drawn Disney animation, released in the early nineties with music by Elton John and the voice of Darth Vader as the King Mufasa. A story closely related to Macbeth that has to do with a lion learning about a deep message about life and love.
Johnny: The Lion King is the best animated movie ever.
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The Detroit Lions went 0-16 in the 2008 football season.
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