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Two Ball Lotion

Refers to Male's ejaculate. The ejaculate created by the testes and the ejaculate commonly sprayed upon the face of a female recipient. Subsequently rubbed about her face and chest as if it were lotion.

This is an example of Two Ball Lotion properly used in a sentence. Your mom, the bukake lover, can't get enough of my Two Ball Lotion

by Long Duck Dong May 9, 2006

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it puts the lotion in the basket

Taken from Silence of the Lambs. Said by Buffalo Bill/Jamie Gumb, NOT Hannibal Lecter as some think.

It puts the lotion in the basket

Put the fucking lotion in the basket!

It put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

by Some Guy November 24, 2003

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puts the lotion in the basket

Used to describe events or objects that are extraordinary in some way. Derived from the film The Silence of the Lambs, in which the line, "It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again" is uttered to a woman in an extraordinarily bad situation. Connotation is often but not necessarily negative, and always implied.

"What do you mean your wife is cheating on you? That puts the lotion in the basket."

"Man, did you see how fast that car can go? That sucker really puts the lotion in the basket!"

"I spit in Brenda's coffee. That'll put the lotion in her basket."

by Fahrvergnugen September 17, 2004

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Cold Lotion

Cold lotion refers to the lotion you put in the fridge to keep it cold so when you put it on your penis it soothes the burning from dry masturbation.

Barb told me that you should keep your lotion cold because it makes your skin smoother and stuff so i just made cold lotion and it feels amazing

by Trainer_Yarn March 12, 2016

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Foo Foo Lotion

Any type of lotion specifically designed to make you smell like some type of flower, ocean, or desert.

John was gay cause he used Sweet Pea foo foo lotion.

by gayjohn February 17, 2011


it puts the lotion in the basket

Do as I say or I'll wear you as part of a coat!

It rubs the lotion on it's skin then it places it in the basket... or else it gets the hose again!

by Jaime Gumb October 24, 2003

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Putting the lotion in the basket

In hockey, to score a goal. Derived from an oft-repeated line from the film, The Silence of the Lambs, as uttered by the character Buffalo Bill: "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. It puts the lotion in the basket."

"Jagr leads the team in scoring, but Lemieux is no slouch at putting the lotion in the basket either."

"Iginla breaks away, dekes left....and puts the lotion in the basket! His 20th of the season."

by Nat Turner August 25, 2006

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