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When you put peanut butter, preferably Jiffy, in a girl's vagina and then bang her hard.
Dude last night I gave this girl a nice oil change.
Really? You gave her the good old Jiffy Lube huh?
Oh yeah. it was sweet.
The residual lube left on an unwiped anus directly after a bowl movement.
Last night my wife took a dump, and I fucked her in the ass using her own poo lube.
Ky jelly deposited on the boob by an erect penis in the process of mounting.
One hot lady discovered boob lube, while mounting a verile young man.
hocking a loogie into a dry pussy cavity for uber lubrication
Girl - "You just loogie lubed my sandbox!"
Man - "Recess is over."
A colloquial term for an object being lubricated for medical, mechanical, and/or sexual purposes.
The ramrod was appropriately lubed up prior to usage, a necessary action required to prevent performance difficulties caused by undue friction.
A.K.A. Slick Rick; The first bowel movement after an internal anal cumshot.
Man! I had serious case of constipation until I got a killer Lube Cocoon last night! It was amazing how quick it flushed my system out this morning!
1. A woman who must use lube for every type of sex, even oral sex. She's afraid because she can't produce her own.
2. A man who enjoys lubing his woman up, then licking it all off, (he does this repeatedly).
3. A person who enjoys the taste and smell of flavored lube, (they both lick it off each other).
Now that we're all gettin' older, we should expect to see a lot more lube addicts around!