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When you put peanut butter, preferably Jiffy, in a girl's vagina and then bang her hard.
Dude last night I gave this girl a nice oil change.
Really? You gave her the good old Jiffy Lube huh?
Oh yeah. it was sweet.
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The residual lube left on an unwiped anus directly after a bowl movement.
Last night my wife took a dump, and I fucked her in the ass using her own poo lube.
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Ky jelly deposited on the boob by an erect penis in the process of mounting.
One hot lady discovered boob lube, while mounting a verile young man.
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hocking a loogie into a dry pussy cavity for uber lubrication
Girl - "You just loogie lubed my sandbox!"
Man - "Recess is over."
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A colloquial term for an object being lubricated for medical, mechanical, and/or sexual purposes.
The ramrod was appropriately lubed up prior to usage, a necessary action required to prevent performance difficulties caused by undue friction.
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A.K.A. Slick Rick; The first bowel movement after an internal anal cumshot.
Man! I had serious case of constipation until I got a killer Lube Cocoon last night! It was amazing how quick it flushed my system out this morning!
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1. A woman who must use lube for every type of sex, even oral sex. She's afraid because she can't produce her own.
2. A man who enjoys lubing his woman up, then licking it all off, (he does this repeatedly).
3. A person who enjoys the taste and smell of flavored lube, (they both lick it off each other).
Now that we're all gettin' older, we should expect to see a lot more lube addicts around!
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