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Georgina lunch is in love with a girl called jodie and he wants her naked body in bed with him he wants her to give him a sexy lap dance in bed
Hi georgina lunch how was your lap dance with jodie.
condom full of semen tied off on the top
Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work
RON: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off?
TIM: I am PACKING A LUNCH.
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Any lunch break meeting or exceeding 2 hours in length during the normal working day.
Man, Jerome has been gone for a while... He must be taking a nigger lunch.
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The most commonly-stolen item of weak public-schoolers, especially in lower-income areas where the schools do not put money on a computerized lunch account. At such a school, students have to bring in the necessary money each day to buy their meal, allowing bullies to steal money that they can actually use, as opposed to a check (is it spelled 'cheque'?).
Ferdinand: Yeah, Corey stole my lunch money again.
Baron: No problem. I'll share my lunch with you.
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When three or more guys share a condom, and the girl slurps the collective jizz down.
"I didn't believe her when she said that's what she wanted, but Crash begged for a bag lunch. I'm just glad I was the first with the condom, I don't want the AIDS."
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- Noun - A student who runs to the high school parking lot and uninvitedly jumps into the car of other students going to lunch.
The Lunch Vulch circles his or her prey, and quickly patrols the parking lot trying to to jump into any vehicle he or she can find.
They runs up to a car that is driving off to lunch and say "Got room for one more?"
If the Lunch Vulch is successful, he or she will create an awkward lunch for the entire group and will throw off the original number of students that planed on riding in that particular vehicle.
The Lunch Vulch preys on the nice, and take advantage of students who are too polite to tell them to "GET OUT OF THE CAR, IM NOT TAKING YOU OFF FOR LUNCH"
In the extreme cases, the "Lunch Vulch" is already in/at your car, classifying them as a "Bucket Jockey"
The only know defense seems to be having a member of the opposite gender in the vehicle before the Lunch Vulch swoops in for an attack.
They often fly in packs. Be careful out there soldier.
This word was coined by Taylor Carey and other students from Athens Drive High School.
Eric - "Yo we gotta go! We gotta get out the the parking lot first and beat the Lunch Vulch"
P-Mace - "OH CRAP, RUN"
Garrett - "C'MON GUYS"
TCarey - "LETS GO! LETS GO! LETS GO!"
(Students sprint out to parking lot)
(They arrive at lunch too late and the Lunch Vulch is already on patrol, cars are speeding past him/her, tires are squealing as people flee in panic)
Eric - "We're SCREWED"
Lunch Vulch - "Got room for one more?"
TCarey - "Quick find some chick! Thats the Lunch Vulch's kryptonite"
But it was too late, and an awkward lunch soon followed.
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When a group of co-workers decide on a destination for lunch, only to find that a few select members of the group have decided to go elsewhere. These individuals inform the original organizer typically as the excursion begins, i.e. on the way out the door or while in the car.
Laurie about threw a punch when she found out that her trip to dine at the elegant Thai restaurant was the subject of a lunch mutiny to Five Guys Burgers by Tyler and Brad.
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