madonna-whore complex

A female that will have sex with anything!

She is having sex with a dog, she must have a "madonna-whore complex."

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La madonna c'ha la fava

Italian people use to say La madonna c'ha la fava when they are surprise

La madonna c'ha la fava ho trovato 5 euro

wow i found 5 euros

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foxx kristu haq al liba madonna dejjaqtli zobbi pufta kollok

This Maltese slang word translates to "fuck god fucking sperm holy mary you're annoying my penis gay person"

Mary. "What happened Owen? You look really troubled"

Owen. "foxx kristu haq al liba madonna dejjaqtli zobbi pufta kollok leave me alone"

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l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna

This expression translates directly to, 'the immaculate octopus mary magdalen' and is used to express awe in a situation of disbelief and utter shock.

Only those of profound knowledge are able to attain such vocabulary of mass intellect. It is said to have been passed down from generations.

e.g. Kenneth: kont taf li il-bajd ta Gandhi ghandhom riha ta laham nej? (did you know that Gandhi's ball sack reeks of raw meat?)

Maurice: l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna, waqqajtli tlett sufiet minn imniehri! (he immaculate octopus mary magdalen, i have shed three nose hairs!)

lerciata la madonna

An a italian parol dat use to bhe rude and emotional at the same time . Colorful unit!

cigolo un botto lerciata la madonna...
nos on me lerciata la madonna
madonna saraspagliata

practicing her madonna look

Way to old for the many sexual acts you do to please others.

Looks like grandma's back to practicing her madonna look.

Madonna Zappatrice

A common 'bestemmia' used mainly by idiots who's name is 99% of the time Liam. Madonna Zappatrice is used by Liam to trigger Sebastiano's teakwondo skills that may be lethal.

Liam: "Madonna zappatrice di cappelle nel culo"
Sebastiano: "Liam non si dicono le bestemmie porco dio"
Liam: "Adesso scappo se no mi uccidi con il tuo taekwondo del cazzo"