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Marcels are normaly like a female bigfoot with a weird nose and he really likes mountainbikes and a strange head form.
Marcel is the type of guy who's a complete silly goose. He's never had candy, he takes Spanish, and he's really annoying (just kidding luv you bro). He is really just a dark-haired version of 2012 Justin Bieber and he's pretty cool. Yellow is life and he is a firm believer that 9+10=21. He is a secret unearthly being in a skinny 11 year-olds body.
Wow, you make me feel like the luckiest Marcel in the world!
Oh my gosh, you're making me feel like a Marcel!
He has a very big penis, that matches the size of his nose. He also never goes outside en sits in attic playing Rust. Used to be a big boi. Now he's chubby and het sense of humor looks to be non-existent.
Marcel is a papi
Strong winds seem to come from Marcel's nose.
Simply, the dominating ability of making any couch awesome. Like climbing Everest, this skill should be the ultimate goal that you set for yourself; one that has many obstacles in the way of achieving, however, once achieved the reward is great. Should you be so lucky to see a BAMF performing this feat, consider yourself lucky.
Give that guy a cookie, because he just started marcelling.
If you meet a lightskin man named Marcelles you will soon find out he is very racist. He will call u the N-word with the hard R several times. He also has a catch phrase of "Shut up you're balck!"
Real niggah from west east coast. Cannot find a real chick, but really nice dicks.
Oh shit, you´re a Marcel Avecado