ghetto mocha

a certain coffe that is made with hershey kisses and mixed on the side of the road.

damn you really like that ghetto mocha

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frothy mocha latte

n. A refreshingly warm beverage derived from an individual suffering from an extreme case of diarrhea (either naturally or chemically induced). The person producing the frothy mocha latte (FML) must first be anally inseminated before shitting into a coffee mug and serving it to another person.

Whipped cream is permissible as a topping only when the person drinking the FML is actually aware that they have been handed an FML. The FML doubles as both a sick, sexual fetish-type drink and a hell of a good way to exact revenge on a friend.

"man, you gotta try my frothy mocha latte"
"yeah, dude. give me a taste... oh, man. that kinda tastes like shit"

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ghetto mocha latte

One with Latino Heritage i.e. Mexicans or Puerto Ricans

Damn bitch when those Ghetto Mocha Lattes gonna finish the work on that intersection.

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white trash mocha

A fake mocha drink made generally made from leftover coffee and either hot chocolate mix or powder mocha mix. The resulting drink tastes nothing like a legitimate mocha.

Mark: What the hell are you drinking?
Jason: There wasn't enough coffee in the pot for a whole cup so I added some hot chocolate powder to make a white trash mocha.

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ghetto mocha num nums

coffee, powdered creamer, a package of hot chocolate and peppermint whipped cream.

*** NUMMIES ***

imma cuddlz up on me couch and drink me some ghetto mocha num nums right about now bitches!!!!

im in your blanketz
drinking your ghetto mocha num numz

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mile high mocha club

ultra-exclusive club for espresso mocha fiends wherein their beautifully benevelont barista's give them a discounted price on there usual drink in order to be rewarded with a generous tip.
or hot hot sex.

is that a tip for now or a tip for later?

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frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.

Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."

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