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a person that is highly talented with magical meatball handling techniques.
"damnn aashia scott how did you make my balls disappear with your mouth so quick? are you a meatball magician or something??"
Noun. In refernce to a guy or a girl who can make a dick disappear.
Person 1:" natalie is such a slut"
Person 2:" yea shes a good magician"
Sutton The Magician Is A Magician From Fort Dodge Iowa.
Sutton, Has Collaborated With Many Other Magicians/YouTuber's.
He Is A Close Up Magician, But He Also Does Stage Shows.
Sutton First Decovered Magic From Watching The Masked Magician On Television, But Who Really Got Him Into Magic Was The One And Only "Criss Angel"
Ever Since Sutton Seen Criss On T.V. He Has Been Learning And Performing Magic For People Around The World.
Sutton's Full Name Is "Sutton Cage Fitzpatrick"
Born On July 14th 2000 In Fort Dodge Iowa.
Sutton Says That He Is Going To Move To Las Vegas To Pursue A Magic Career There.
He Plans On Going All Around The World To Show People His Magic.
@suttonthemagician Is Sutton's Offical Instagram.
Sutton Has A Following Of About 10k Through Out His Social Media.
Sutton Likes To Say " Hey Man, Far Out Yo!" As A Sign Of Appreation To Others.
Hey Man, Far Out Yo!- Sutton The Magician
Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.
Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.
Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”
“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
To be so covert, one must ascertain that they must be a drapery with magicians behind it that hide themselves with quenc (quantum encryption) in the unknown matrix (our 3d world). They do this through scalar waves. Magicians basically, with technology only a girl could dream for...
And then out of nowhere the shadows on the wall asked me to polish his gun...
I blew a spitball at the cloaking magicians and poof... The shadow dissipated. What happened??!?
It's where you practice magic and shit and believe anything you do is magic because you're just that fucking amazing.
idiot: "I clicked on the x button to close out a page on the internet"
dude: "anyone can do that"
idiot: "No, it's called Magicianism you silly fucking goose"
dude: "That's some facts right there"
idiot: "Damn right"
dude: "If it's on urban dictionary then you're right"
idiot: "alright"
A person who pulls explanations out of hats. Essentially their compulsive liars
Jake is such a Bullshit Magician