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a virgin that's also a maiden.
that's such a pretty virgin maiden
a virgin that's also a maiden at the same time!
that's such a pretty virgin maiden, don't you think!?
When a female uses too much hand and not enough mouth during oral sex on a male
She did give me a blow job but she used too much hand, like a Milk Maiden.
A women's virginity often meaning the hymen.
I broke her maiden's head and took her virginity. She let me break her hymen. It was great.
When someone does not live up to the qualities of a fair maiden, they must be considered a “decent maiden”. It is a downgrade of a fair maiden.
Dang that lady just dumped a whole bag of trash out on the interstate, she’s a decent maiden.
The other important British heavy metal band, next to Black Sabbath. They're a decent band, they're not godlike like most fans say, nor do they suck @$$ like the haters claim. Have you ever noticed that all the UD definitions of this band fall on the two extremes of opinion?
I mean, there are the people that drool on the band's shoes, and those that pi$$ on them.
Iron Maiden uber-fan: OMDG, Iron Maiden rule all!
Iron Maiden non-fan: Noooo, they suck big time!
*they argue*
Reasonable person: Iron Maiden are OK. They good, but not great.
Uber-fan and non-fan both: FAGGOT! Hey, we agree on something!
Reasonable person: *groans*
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Function: Noun
1a: A Belgian socialist, of any variety, taken to the mass theft of bicycles
Belgian 1: Oh no, somebody stole my bike!
Belgian 2: Mine's been stolen as well!
Cop: Sorry, boys, a maiden's virus has been on the loose in Brussels. We think he might be a member of the Belgian Workers Party.
Belgian 1: Do you know what the maiden's virus looks like?
Cop: All we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to homosexual acts.
Belgian 2: If we don't stop this maiden's virus, everybody in Belgium will be without a bicycle!
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